buttplug's Jokes
Doctor appointment today! (0:09 - 1 fav - 7 votes)
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- 233 plays
- Posted 06/21/09
What happens in Vegas... (0:08 - 1 fav - 5 votes)
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- 35 plays
- Posted 06/19/09
Swinging judge... (0:14 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 10/14/08
Nuns in line at Heaven... (0:50 - 1 fav - 8 votes)
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- 48 plays
- Posted 09/19/08
The toughest hooker (1:28 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 08/16/08
Blonde sorrow (0:48 - 3 favs - 11 votes)
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- 1415 plays
- Posted 07/23/08
Surgery, circumcions (0:12 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 07/14/08
Canada/Women (0:15 - 3 favs - 12 votes)
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- 137 plays
- Posted 05/04/08
My Summer Vacation (1:02 - 1 fav - 9 votes)
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- Posted 03/29/08
horse puns... (0:25 - 0 favs - 10 votes)
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- Posted 03/24/08
Cat in Heaven (1:35 - 2 favs - 10 votes)
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- Posted 03/13/08
First B.J. (0:33 - 2 favs - 11 votes)
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- Posted 03/07/08
...what do you call a guy from (0:34 - 2 favs - 11 votes)
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- Posted 03/03/08
A bunch of fast ones... (4:08 - 4 favs - 9 votes)
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- 75 plays
- Posted 03/02/08
Gay Gods... (1:51 - 4 favs - 13 votes)
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- Posted 02/26/08
What is ______ and.... (0:11 - 0 favs - 9 votes)
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- Posted 02/24/08
buttplug's first learned jokes... (1:15 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 02/24/08
...steps into an elevator. (0:35 - 0 favs - 11 votes)
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- Posted 02/24/08
...walks into a bar. (0:16 - 2 favs - 12 votes)
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- Posted 02/24/08
Blonde at the library (0:22 - 5 favs - 12 votes)
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- Posted 02/19/08
I no feel like work... (0:50 - 4 favs - 11 votes)
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- Posted 02/16/08
S*** happens (1:04 - 1 fav - 6 votes)
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- Posted 02/14/08
Pakistan/India/Mexico (0:42 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 01/18/08
Doctor! Doctor! (0:51 - 1 fav - 8 votes)
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- Posted 01/15/08
self depreciation... (0:11 - 1 fav - 9 votes)
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- 175 plays
- Posted 01/12/08
What is the difference? (0:28 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- 170 plays
- Posted 01/12/08
0 (last 24 hours)About me
Born in the South End of Chicago in the mid 50s, then in the mid 60s out to Seattle as the old man gets hired by Boeing. Was once a pre-med student who became disenchanted but the world of music business picked me up. From hosting Soundgarden's first gig ever to managing a Grammy nomination for the Burning Spear reggae band and a zillion other stories. Oh yes, politics is in my realm as I have run for city council in Seattle. soccer I play very well. RocknRoll is part of my trip. www.myspace.com/x15 will give a taste. I don't know what the heck to say... Oh well, just check out my recorded humor.
What I think is funny
A kick in the nuts? "That's about as funny as a..." Dry humor in the British type way. Monty Python, Marty Feldman of course. Also, master story telling ie: Jonathan Winters. Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Phyllis Diller, Dom DeLuise, Bob Newhart (the master of the phone call), Don Rickles, Ron White, Tammy Pescatelli, Wanda Sykes, all comedians. Of course, topical stuff that is the job of comedians to keep the public aware of the realities of life.
