VoiceofElk's Jokes

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A Deadbeat Dad and a Bunk Bed? (0:18 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 27 plays
  • Posted 11/16/09
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The Blonde and Olive the Reindeer!! (0:29 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 3.60
  • 258 plays
  • Posted 11/16/09
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Santa Sings...Upon Comic Wonder! (0:58 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.75
  • 34 plays
  • Posted 11/16/09
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Two Old Hillbillies!! (0:42 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.75
  • 103 plays
  • Posted 11/11/09
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A Veteran's Day Tribute..(No Joke Here) (1:15 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 5.00
  • 84 plays
  • Posted 11/11/09
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The Reindeer's Wives...Oh No!!!! (0:19 - 2 favs - 13 votes)

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  • 4.64
  • 200 plays
  • Posted 11/07/09
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What a Hole!! (0:14 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.40
  • 53 plays
  • Posted 10/28/09
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Work Related Accident!! (0:20 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.15
  • 33 plays
  • Posted 10/28/09
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Black Guy Sees Doctor Then Buys A New Suit?? (0:30 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.40
  • 47 plays
  • Posted 10/22/09
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Little Boy Asks Doctor,How Are Babies Made? (0:31 - 1 fav - 10 votes)

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  • 4.74
  • 194 plays
  • Posted 10/22/09
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What a Way to Go!~! (1:00 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 25 plays
  • Posted 10/22/09
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Looks Bad But Feels Good!! (0:51 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.20
  • 34 plays
  • Posted 10/06/09
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Doctor, What's sex really like when you get Old? (0:22 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 58 plays
  • Posted 10/06/09
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Little Black Boy with Diarrhea?? (0:28 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.75
  • 130 plays
  • Posted 10/06/09
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Full Blown Aids!! (0:50 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.60
  • 48 plays
  • Posted 09/17/09
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Good News and Bad News!!! (0:41 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 328 plays
  • Posted 09/17/09
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A Bad Big Toe! (0:26 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.13
  • 49 plays
  • Posted 09/17/09
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NO Need For Amputation...OUCH!! (1:08 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 31 plays
  • Posted 09/14/09
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Elderly Diagnosis!! (0:30 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.94
  • 160 plays
  • Posted 09/14/09
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A Gynecologist and a Puppy!!!! (0:07 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 3.67
  • 18 plays
  • Posted 09/14/09
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Definition of a Brownnoser??!!?? (0:07 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 52 plays
  • Posted 09/03/09
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But I'm a Dentist!! (0:25 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 78 plays
  • Posted 09/03/09
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Contempt of Court!!!(warning this joke contains the "F" word) (1:39 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 4.25
  • 75 plays
  • Posted 08/31/09
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Little Old lady in the Lawyers Office?!!? (0:28 - 0 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 3.89
  • 51 plays
  • Posted 08/11/09
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Lawyer and the Mid Life Crisis!! (0:51 - 2 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 4.18
  • 63 plays
  • Posted 08/11/09
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Blonde Hires the Wrong Law Firm!! (0:32 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 317 plays
  • Posted 07/23/09
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Lesbian Law Partners !!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 32 plays
  • Posted 07/23/09
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The Mafia Consulari(lawyer)!! (1:19 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.57
  • 44 plays
  • Posted 07/22/09
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Why Do Lawyers Wear Neck Ties? (0:07 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 28 plays
  • Posted 07/22/09
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OBGYN and a Pizza Delivery Man? (0:09 - 0 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 3.89
  • 86 plays
  • Posted 06/29/09
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{Special Edition}--African Golf Gone Awry!! (2:46 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.29
  • 64 plays
  • Posted 06/25/09
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Two Hillbillys and the PGA!! (W/banjos) (1:13 - 5 favs - 13 votes)

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  • 4.73
  • 399 plays
  • Posted 06/23/09
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Redneck Flip Method!!??!! (0:29 - 3 favs - 14 votes)

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  • 4.70
  • 666 plays
  • Posted 06/14/09
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Where's my CRISCO!!! (0:25 - 1 fav - 11 votes)

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  • 4.36
  • 148 plays
  • Posted 06/14/09
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Near Beer!! {Warning This Joke Contains Mature Subject Matter} (0:13 - 0 favs - 11 votes)

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  • 3.64
  • 47 plays
  • Posted 06/13/09
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Blonde and Her Water Filled Boobs!!! (0:22 - 0 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 3.78
  • 578 plays
  • Posted 06/12/09
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Are these my Brains? (0:15 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 18 plays
  • Posted 06/12/09
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Misunderstanding!?! (0:10 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 24 plays
  • Posted 06/12/09
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Young Preacher and the Sing-a-Long Sermon!! (1:13 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.29
  • 89 plays
  • Posted 06/10/09
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Two Gay Lawyers Playing Golf..!!.. (1:07 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 4.38
  • 71 plays
  • Posted 06/08/09
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The HillBilly and the Golf Tee!!! (0:39 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.29
  • 27 plays
  • Posted 06/08/09
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Golfball and the G-Spot..?..WOW!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 4.25
  • 26 plays
  • Posted 06/08/09
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What does Golf and Sex have in Common? (0:06 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 4.25
  • 90 plays
  • Posted 05/26/09
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15 Minuets Late!! (1:11 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.20
  • 49 plays
  • Posted 05/26/09
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Too Much Loft!!(Warning this Joke contains the F-BomB) (0:25 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.14
  • 72 plays
  • Posted 05/13/09
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Ralong,Tilt,and JohnnyMac Playing Golf!!! (0:48 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 33 plays
  • Posted 05/13/09
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Three Putt..#*#@*#!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 20 plays
  • Posted 05/13/09
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Blonde wants to learn how to play Golf..!!.. (0:57 - 2 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 4.22
  • 141 plays
  • Posted 05/13/09
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Slow Play..... (0:52 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 3.83
  • 47 plays
  • Posted 05/13/09
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Flying Pigs..What the... !!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.27
  • 56 plays
  • Posted 05/03/09
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Why are Chickens so Ugly?? (0:08 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.00
  • 22 plays
  • Posted 05/03/09
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Stealing Pigs!!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.86
  • 54 plays
  • Posted 05/03/09
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4th Grade Contest Winner!! (0:27 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 3.43
  • 24 plays
  • Posted 05/03/09
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What's the Difference between Pink and Purple?? (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.40
  • 15 plays
  • Posted 05/03/09
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Sex Education in the Hood!!! (1:10 - 2 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 3.61
  • 45 plays
  • Posted 04/28/09
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The Magic Wand!!??!! (0:10 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 4.13
  • 26 plays
  • Posted 04/27/09
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How DID the North Win the WAR...???... (1:10 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.14
  • 48 plays
  • Posted 04/26/09
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GPS and PMS..??? (0:08 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.43
  • 29 plays
  • Posted 04/26/09
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Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven!! (1:10 - 1 fav - 9 votes)

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  • 4.61
  • 427 plays
  • Posted 04/19/09
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Doctor,Lawer, and a Biker in a Bar!! (0:39 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 3.86
  • 49 plays
  • Posted 04/19/09
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Something's Wong in the Wilderness!! (1:21 - 2 favs - 13 votes)

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  • 4.32
  • 1953 plays
  • Posted 04/01/09
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Drug Bust at the Local Bar!!??!! (1:07 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 35 plays
  • Posted 04/01/09
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A Redneck What??? (0:30 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.14
  • 26 plays
  • Posted 04/01/09
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Weekend Update--"Top Story"--!! (0:25 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.80
  • 26 plays
  • Posted 04/01/09
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Ralph lays his first Egg!!??!! (1:38 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.40
  • 35 plays
  • Posted 03/17/09
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The "ALL NEW" Octo-Mom Breakfast at Denny's!! (0:11 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.33
  • 14 plays
  • Posted 03/13/09
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The Stuttering KittyCat!!! (0:50 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.80
  • 16 plays
  • Posted 03/12/09
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Tilt and an Old Geezer!! (0:25 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.14
  • 31 plays
  • Posted 03/08/09
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The Signing of the Stimulus Package!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 3.88
  • 33 plays
  • Posted 03/07/09
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A Gay Cremation !!! (1:14 - 2 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 4.61
  • 154 plays
  • Posted 03/07/09
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The 1# Pick up Line...? (0:09 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 3.63
  • 29 plays
  • Posted 03/07/09
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Dear Abby...??? (0:33 - 1 fav - 13 votes)

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  • 3.95
  • 154 plays
  • Posted 03/02/09
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The Fairy and the Refugee!! (2:05 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.60
  • 38 plays
  • Posted 02/24/09
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Three Morticians and Open Casket Funerals!! (0:49 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 2.88
  • 35 plays
  • Posted 02/16/09
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Two Redneck Hillbillys and the Sears Catalog!! (0:44 - 6 favs - 13 votes)

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  • 4.32
  • 1455 plays
  • Posted 02/10/09
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What's the difference between a Big Mac and a..? (0:14 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.14
  • 44 plays
  • Posted 02/09/09
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Kodak Film and a Condom..?? (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 20 plays
  • Posted 02/07/09
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Tijuana cancelled Drivers Ed and Sex Ed on the same day!!! (0:09 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 16 plays
  • Posted 02/06/09
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JohnnyMac,Tilt,Ralong and I walk into this Bar...! (1:20 - 2 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 2.39
  • 49 plays
  • Posted 02/05/09
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A Cop,A Driver and A Pecker What...? (1:31 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 11 plays
  • Posted 02/04/09
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Two Rednecks Outta Fishin'... (0:30 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.60
  • 24 plays
  • Posted 02/03/09
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How many Animals can you get into a pair of Panty Hose? (0:14 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 11 plays
  • Posted 02/03/09
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**WARNING** This Joke Contains....... (1:06 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 133 plays
  • Posted 01/30/09
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Blondes and the Traffic Accident! (1:07 - 2 favs - 11 votes)

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  • 4.30
  • 3695 plays
  • Posted 01/29/09
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Redneck and his Pet Fish >>>----> (1:07 - 1 fav - 10 votes)

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  • 4.58
  • 570 plays
  • Posted 01/26/09
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Two Pre-Med Students and the Old Timer..~~.. (1:23 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.53
  • 604 plays
  • Posted 01/26/09
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The Good??...Husband!! (1:49 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.25
  • 23 plays
  • Posted 01/26/09
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The Blonde Flight Attendant and the Crabs..!!~~!!.. (1:01 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 3.27
  • 20 plays
  • Posted 01/26/09
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Blonde and the Poop Smell..!~!.. (0:35 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.43
  • 43 plays
  • Posted 01/26/09
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Generic Viagra.. !! (0:25 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.31
  • 28 plays
  • Posted 01/21/09
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Starting a new job....!! (0:47 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 17 plays
  • Posted 01/21/09
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Blonde and the Blow Dryer..!!.. (0:16 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 2.69
  • 86 plays
  • Posted 01/20/09
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Blonde and the Peanut!! (0:23 - 3 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.31
  • 63 plays
  • Posted 01/19/09
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Special 200th Joke Presentation....It's the Newly Wed Game!! (0:54 - 2 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.40
  • 23 plays
  • Posted 01/19/09
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The Blonde and the Black Prostitute!! (0:22 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 3.67
  • 56 plays
  • Posted 01/13/09
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Blonde in a Divorce Court!! (1:10 - 2 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.57
  • 105 plays
  • Posted 01/12/09
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Drunk Blonde in a Bar...! (0:43 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 3.93
  • 43 plays
  • Posted 01/12/09
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The Old Lady and the Ugly Frog!!! (1:07 - 2 favs - 10 votes)

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  • 4.74
  • 745 plays
  • Posted 01/11/09
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John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart and the Blonde Coyote.!!.. (0:29 - 3 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.20
  • 411 plays
  • Posted 01/11/09
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A Natural Blonde that’s Very Intelligent???? (0:10 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 4.47
  • 215 plays
  • Posted 01/11/09
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Looking into a Blonde's Eyes..!!.. (0:10 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.73
  • 805 plays
  • Posted 01/11/09
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Blonde with two Brain Cells..??.. (0:07 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 224 plays
  • Posted 01/11/09
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Blonde and WPMS Radio Station! (0:25 - 2 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 4.56
  • 316 plays
  • Posted 01/05/09
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Three Blonde Elk Hunters..??.. (0:58 - 2 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.44
  • 594 plays
  • Posted 01/01/09
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Blonde and the Call-in Pizza..! (0:17 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 4.65
  • 1158 plays
  • Posted 01/01/09
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Blonde and the Parrott.? (0:18 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 427 plays
  • Posted 01/01/09
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Blonde Painting the Kitchen.. (0:27 - 2 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.08
  • 82 plays
  • Posted 01/01/09
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Why Blondes don't use Vibrators..? (0:25 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 11 plays
  • Posted 01/01/09
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What do you call a Blonde Prostitute with...? (0:07 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.17
  • 246 plays
  • Posted 01/01/09
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Blonde and the Black Panties? (1:56 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.29
  • 56 plays
  • Posted 12/26/08
  • Holy S#*t! This joke would offend a drunken sailor.

Young King Arthur a Mid-Evil Tale Act #2 (1:54 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 114 plays
  • Posted 12/23/08
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Young King Arthur a Mid-Evil Tale Act #1 (2:03 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.17
  • 106 plays
  • Posted 12/23/08
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The Perfect Christmas for Everyone! (0:09 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 272 plays
  • Posted 12/22/08
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Santa Sings-Upon Comic Wonder Click,Click,Click!! (0:58 - 2 favs - 10 votes)

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  • 4.53
  • 196 plays
  • Posted 12/19/08
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Celebrating 1st BJ..!! (0:22 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 29 plays
  • Posted 12/18/08
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Blonde and The Husband Store..??? (2:15 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 12 plays
  • Posted 12/17/08
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Pictures of Christmas.? (1:01 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.17
  • 101 plays
  • Posted 12/17/08
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Praying for Christmas gifts! (0:29 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 96 plays
  • Posted 12/17/08
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Muppets Mega Star Miss Piggy #2 (0:11 - 1 fav - 3 votes)

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  • 3.67
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Muppets Mega Star Miss Piggy #1 (0:10 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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  • 27 plays
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Holiday Mail!! (0:44 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 13 plays
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Weweechu! (0:28 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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Randolph the Brown Nose Reindeer! (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.60
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Crowded Plane and the Sneezing Blonde.!!. (0:44 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.20
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Where does Jesus Live Now? (0:47 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 118 plays
  • Posted 12/14/08
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Two Old Guys Discuss Phone Sex!! (0:31 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.29
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Blonde and the 10th Reindeer? (0:26 - 2 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.53
  • 229 plays
  • Posted 12/10/08
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Blonde and The Mall Santa..?!! (0:36 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 601 plays
  • Posted 12/09/08
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IN the Army of the LORD! (0:30 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • Posted 12/09/08
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Blonde Invents "New" Tampon..!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 37 plays
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Santa,Little Girl,and the Barbie Doll!! (0:38 - 2 favs - 10 votes)

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  • 264 plays
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Cowboy and the Christmas Present.. (0:35 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • Posted 12/08/08
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Old Retired Sailor(JL) (0:51 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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Poor Santa with "NO KIDS of HIS OWN"! (0:18 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.53
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Blonde and the Pubic Hair-!!- (0:15 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.20
  • 331 plays
  • Posted 12/01/08
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Fluffy and the 1st Date!! (1:00 - 4 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 251 plays
  • Posted 12/01/08
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Fat Blonde and a Pallet of Shingles-??? (0:12 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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  • 4.25
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Blonde's Diagnosis from Psychiatrist!! (0:19 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.20
  • 209 plays
  • Posted 11/30/08
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Blonde telling Husband about Gynecologist Exam!! (0:29 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.60
  • 236 plays
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Black Snow!!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 9 votes)

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What do you call a Blonde Vegetarian with...? (0:08 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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Rancher and the Unperforming Bull! (0:43 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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Old Couple "just so you know!!" (0:30 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 163 plays
  • Posted 11/26/08
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Blonde in an Express Elevator**!!** (0:32 - 1 fav - 9 votes)

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  • 3.33
  • 255 plays
  • Posted 11/24/08
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The Gosling.?. (0:39 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 88 plays
  • Posted 11/24/08
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Blonde Standing in Line? (0:48 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 263 plays
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25th Wedding Anniversary !! (0:38 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 3.31
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  • Posted 11/24/08
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Blonde Working in a Clock Shop!! (0:35 - 2 favs - 10 votes)

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  • 3.26
  • 460 plays
  • Posted 11/22/08
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Blonde Nurse in the Old Folks Home... (0:37 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 2.33
  • 263 plays
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Blonde and the Atomic FART!! (0:29 - 2 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.00
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The Blonde the Preacher and the Parrot!!?!! (1:27 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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**Special Presentation** Newly Discovered African Pygmy Tribe!! (2:19 - 0 favs - 10 votes)

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New Foreign Exchange Student..!! (1:46 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 1.93
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  • Posted 11/21/08
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New Blonde Girlfriend! (0:24 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 126 plays
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Blonde and the Duck Sausage!! (0:21 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 2.47
  • 172 plays
  • Posted 11/18/08
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Blonde and the Bubble Bath.. (0:14 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 231 plays
  • Posted 11/18/08
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The too Smart Game Ranger!! (1:14 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.40
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Blonde and the 1st Skydive..!!.. (0:53 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.25
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Blonde and the Puppies..??.. (0:15 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.67
  • 188 plays
  • Posted 11/18/08
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What's the Difference.??? (0:09 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 3.50
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Oklahoma Tornado!!! (0:10 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 117 plays
  • Posted 11/18/08
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New Thanksgiving Meat? (0:13 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 3.47
  • 71 plays
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Blonde Calling Suicide Hotline..??.. (0:49 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • Posted 11/18/08
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Geriatric Honeymoon!! (0:54 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 194 plays
  • Posted 11/18/08
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"Night Befo' CriZZmus!!" (2:03 - 5 favs - 14 votes)

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  • 4.61
  • 369 plays
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Dating a Blonde Midget.?!? (0:09 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.14
  • 379 plays
  • Posted 11/16/08
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Bed Time at Neverland Ranch!! (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 121 plays
  • Posted 11/15/08
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Blonde at the Horse Races??!! (0:27 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 3.31
  • 315 plays
  • Posted 11/15/08
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Blonde and Her New Neighbor!! (1:37 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 4.56
  • 159 plays
  • Posted 11/15/08
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New Mexican-Soul Food Restaurant Chain!! (0:19 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 1.73
  • 133 plays
  • Posted 11/14/08
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The All New African-American Fortune Cookie!! (0:17 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 3.83
  • 160 plays
  • Posted 11/14/08
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Mexican Prostitute?? (0:08 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 46 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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Rabbi and the Wallet!! (0:53 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 2.33
  • 56 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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GolfBall and G-Spot? (0:13 - 2 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 288 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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Indian Scout in the Old West!! (0:34 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.53
  • 111 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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Blonde and sex with the Extra Terrestrial!! (1:18 - 1 fav - 7 votes)

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  • 2.38
  • 267 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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A Blonde's Speed Limit for Sex? (0:33 - 1 fav - 3 votes)

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  • 2.42
  • 148 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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Blonde Wife and the Sex Code?! (0:47 - 2 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 4.50
  • 175 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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Jewish Guy Hit by a Car!! (0:20 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 244 plays
  • Posted 11/13/08
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Little Boy and the Pony-Back Ride!! (0:42 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 2.93
  • 115 plays
  • Posted 11/12/08
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Blonde Teacher and the 3 Little Pigs! (0:34 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 3.23
  • 95 plays
  • Posted 11/12/08
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2 Blondes and the Hair Pie? (0:21 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.17
  • 137 plays
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One Thousand Blondes Build a Bridge..??!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 100 plays
  • Posted 11/12/08
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Blonde Guy and the Condom!! (0:44 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 2.38
  • 71 plays
  • Posted 11/12/08
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{Blonde on an Afternoon Drive in the Country} (0:53 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.25
  • 103 plays
  • Posted 11/11/08
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The Blonde Chicken Farmer!!??!! (0:58 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 128 plays
  • Posted 11/11/08
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Excruciating Pain!! (1:41 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 3.29
  • 55 plays
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Fact vs Theory..!!.. (1:46 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 121 plays
  • Posted 11/10/08
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Disney World!! (0:27 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.80
  • 216 plays
  • Posted 11/10/08
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Blonde and the Gynecologist..LOL!! (0:33 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.67
  • 129 plays
  • Posted 11/10/08
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Blonde and the Doctor's Diagnosis..! (0:27 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 117 plays
  • Posted 11/10/08
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Blonde and Preparation H..? (0:12 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • 3.00
  • 72 plays
  • Posted 11/10/08
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Cinderella?...!! (0:07 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • Posted 11/10/08
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Special 100th Joke Presentation!! Titled "Fox hole" (Graphic Content!) (1:27 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 4.06
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  • Posted 11/07/08
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2 Blondes and the Camel..??..!! (1:01 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 225 plays
  • Posted 11/06/08
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Carrie Underwood Shipwrecked..!! (0:57 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 261 plays
  • Posted 11/06/08
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Blind Golfers...?! (1:10 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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San Francisco Fire!!! (0:36 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 53 plays
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2 Blondes Ice Fishing..? (0:42 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 263 plays
  • Posted 11/06/08
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Blonde and the 3 Syllable Word!! (0:37 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 2.44
  • 153 plays
  • Posted 11/05/08
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Spell Urinate...? (0:33 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 67 plays
  • Posted 11/05/08
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KNOCK..KNOCK.!.? (0:09 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 913 plays
  • Posted 11/05/08
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Blonde Buffet? (0:24 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 97 plays
  • Posted 11/04/08
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Blonde Confessing on her Wedding Night!! (1:24 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • 4.00
  • 65 plays
  • Posted 11/04/08
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Blonde and the 90 year Old Birthday Boy!! (1:12 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.20
  • 122 plays
  • Posted 11/04/08
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Cowboy and the Blonde Prostitute. (0:57 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.60
  • 242 plays
  • Posted 11/03/08
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Blonde and the Yankee?!! (0:20 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • 3.00
  • 106 plays
  • Posted 11/03/08
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Blonde and Bottom Deodorant? (0:55 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.67
  • 401 plays
  • Posted 11/03/08
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Blonde Mom and Michael Jackson? (0:10 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 2.50
  • 410 plays
  • Posted 11/01/08
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Blonde on your Computer? (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.67
  • 377 plays
  • Posted 11/01/08
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Definition of "Making LOVE" (0:09 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 32 plays
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Blonde and the Sex Change!! (0:44 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 141 plays
  • Posted 11/01/08
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Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised? (0:10 - 2 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 4.47
  • 353 plays
  • Posted 11/01/08
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Blonde doing a Handstand! (0:09 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 3.23
  • 112 plays
  • Posted 11/01/08
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Ain't goin down on Brokeback Mountain!! (0:12 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
  • 79 plays
  • Posted 10/30/08
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Blonde and a Traffic Stop? (0:24 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.60
  • 533 plays
  • Posted 10/30/08
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Blonde and the Flowershop! (0:28 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 4.08
  • 120 plays
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Blonde Nurse (0:15 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 246 plays
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I shit myself! (0:35 - 3 favs - 9 votes)

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  • 145 plays
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Picked up by the Fuzz! (0:12 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 119 plays
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Two Bobs.? (0:06 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 28 plays
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Brick Treatment.. (0:44 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.25
  • 43 plays
  • Posted 10/30/08
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Blonde in a Row Boat!! (0:24 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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  • 1021 plays
  • Posted 10/30/08
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How bout' dem Amish.. (0:09 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • 4.57
  • 128 plays
  • Posted 10/30/08
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Blonde Whore & a Blonde Bi@*h? (0:14 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 190 plays
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Super SEX!! (0:48 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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  • 237 plays
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"Captain James T Kirk and the Starship Enterprise" (0:58 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 140 plays
  • Posted 10/29/08
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The Priest and the “Quickie” (0:42 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 63 plays
  • Posted 10/28/08
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Pregnant Blonde..? (0:39 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 284 plays
  • Posted 10/28/08
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Pedro and Chico riding trail in the Old West! (0:52 - 2 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 99 plays
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Brick and a Blonde.. (0:12 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 278 plays
  • Posted 10/28/08
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Oprah Winfrey's Vagina!! (0:10 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 35 plays
  • Posted 10/28/08
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A Mosquito and a Blonde! (0:12 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 151 plays
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OH NO! Not Another THREE PUTT...Ouch! (0:10 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 4.40
  • 61 plays
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Blonde's 1st Golf Lesson..WoW! (0:49 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 145 plays
  • Posted 10/28/08
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One Picket to Titsburg! (0:41 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 175 plays
  • Posted 10/27/08
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Boogers (0:10 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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Black Girl's Family Photo Shoot (0:24 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 2.62
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Sex with your Teacher?!!! (1:17 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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Rectal Thermometer. (0:08 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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1st Blonde Astronaut !! (0:22 - 3 favs - 14 votes)

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Teacher’s Birthday…What the Heck!! (1:11 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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Blonde’s Holiday Tattoos! (0:24 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 3.92
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What does a Woman Say when she's Completely Satisfied after sex? (0:11 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.00
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Blonde and Her New Seashell Tattoo!! (0:23 - 1 fav - 3 votes)

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  • 4.33
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Drunk going down on his wife? (0:47 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 4.17
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  • Posted 10/26/08
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Blonde Blowing Chunks!! (0:27 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 3.75
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Blonde catches her husband and best friend doing the WILD THING!! (0:16 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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What do you call a Native American Homosexual? (0:06 - 1 fav - 6 votes)

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  • 3.67
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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Inner City Oral vocabulary Test... (0:28 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Guy and his first ever woman doctor's appointment. (0:20 - 1 fav - 3 votes)

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  • 3.00
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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Coldest Igloo? (0:30 - 1 fav - 5 votes)

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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Why Policemen have Bigger Balls than Firemen!! (0:11 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Drunk walking home from a Bar (0:18 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • Posted 10/24/08
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The Difference between Wife and Girlfriend & Husband and Boyfriend? (0:11 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • Posted 10/24/08
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1st Lesbian Dinosaur discovered! (0:09 - 1 fav - 4 votes)

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  • 3.75
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THANK YOU!! (0:23 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Little Johnny on Obama? (0:46 - 2 favs - 10 votes)

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  • 4.10
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  • Posted 10/24/08
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Michelle Obama and Trip to the Middle East? (0:35 - 0 favs - 10 votes)

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  • Posted 10/23/08
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A Computer and a Good Woman (0:08 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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"Obama,Jesse Jackson & Tootie Green!!" (1:37 - 0 favs - 9 votes)

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  • Posted 10/23/08
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Barak and Wife at a Square Dance? (0:11 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • 3.38
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Farmer,Wife & Chickens!! (0:28 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • Posted 10/22/08
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Old couple on a porch swing! (0:39 - 3 favs - 15 votes)

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  • Posted 10/18/08
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the Devil in Church? (0:34 - 1 fav - 10 votes)

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  • Posted 10/18/08
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Why do cowboys and cowgirls walk bowlegged? (0:18 - 0 favs - 7 votes)

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  • 3.31
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  • Posted 10/17/08
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Why Lawyers wear neck ties! (0:08 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.40
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Daddy..Where do babies come from? (0:24 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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Dying Man's famous last words! (0:41 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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Eskimo Mechanic (0:12 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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How to Catch a Polar Bear (0:14 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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Hillbilly Divorce? (0:36 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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Old couple at the Doctors Office! (0:23 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • Posted 10/16/08
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Super Freinds Convention! (0:40 - 2 favs - 11 votes)

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  • Posted 10/16/08
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Little Skunk! (0:57 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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3 Old Guys (0:45 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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Two Lesbian Carpenters! (0:08 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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Gay Golfers (0:46 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 178 plays
  • Posted 10/15/08
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Oriental Disease!! (1:14 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 4.00
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  • Posted 10/15/08
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Wife and a Mirror! (0:16 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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  • Posted 10/15/08
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African Sufari (1:02 - 0 favs - 4 votes)

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  • 28 plays
  • Posted 10/14/08
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911... Help there's a Republican in my Back Yard! (0:19 - 1 fav - 11 votes)

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  • 3.27
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  • Posted 10/13/08
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Mexicans that can't swim? (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • 3.33
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  • Posted 10/13/08
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Drunk's Dry Cleaning Plan! (1:04 - 2 favs - 14 votes)

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  • 4.61
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  • Posted 10/13/08
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What's the difference between.....? (0:24 - 0 favs - 3 votes)

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  • Posted 10/13/08
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Hairlip Walmart Salesman (2:07 - 0 favs - 2 votes)

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Calling in "SICK" (1:08 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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Two Old Ladies in Church (0:16 - 0 favs - 8 votes)

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  • Posted 09/25/08
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Black Guy Accident (0:15 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 4.20
  • 42 plays
  • Posted 09/25/08
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PMS in the Bible? (0:48 - 0 favs - 6 votes)

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  • 3.83
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  • Posted 09/25/08
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3 Legged Dog (0:25 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • 3.93
  • 118 plays
  • Posted 09/25/08
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OBGYN and Puppy? (0:10 - 1 fav - 8 votes)

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  • 4.24
  • 90 plays
  • Posted 09/25/08
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Race to the Moon! (1:23 - 0 favs - 5 votes)

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  • Posted 09/24/08
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