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Priceless humor, win sweet prizes by telling really funny jokes in our free contest
phlash's Jokes
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Bragging about marital relations (0:09 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- 58 plays
- Posted 03/02/10
The virgin spinster (0:26 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- 157 plays
- Posted 02/26/10
Honeymoon night disappointment (0:13 - 1 fav - 7 votes)
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- Posted 02/24/10
Tiger and Buddhism? (0:19 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 02/19/10
Black garters (0:07 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 02/19/10
Cannibals and divorced women (0:06 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 02/17/10
The key to a strong relationship (0:11 - 0 favs - 1 vote)
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- Posted 02/14/10
A Blonde's honeymoon night (0:13 - 0 favs - 1 vote)
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- Posted 02/10/10
PLAYBOY & NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (0:10 - 1 fav - 6 votes)
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- Posted 02/04/10
Blonde's advice to lame pick-up lines (0:38 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 02/01/10
ComicWonder merger talks (0:25 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 01/29/10
My plumber's in the KKK! (0:16 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 01/26/10
A blonde relationship expert (0:44 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 01/24/10
Two cowboys at the zoo (0:11 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 01/21/10
Our dog's cold nose (0:07 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 01/19/10
No job in this economy... (0:07 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 01/14/10
Just an average family... (0:13 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 01/12/10
The Pope's travels (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 01/07/10
No more parking tickets... (0:10 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 01/05/10
Missionary to cannibals (0:15 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 12/31/09
Reporting nuisance phone callers (0:09 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 12/29/09
A Xmas puppy (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 12/22/09
An unfortunate girl at Xmas (0:11 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 12/21/09
Four Xmas facts (0:35 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 12/17/09
Santa and the FAA (0:31 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 12/15/09
Singing Christmas Carols (0:18 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 12/14/09
A 93 year-old's lament (0:15 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 12/10/09
After our office Christmas party (0:14 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 12/07/09
Christmas spirit: charitable giving (0:22 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 12/02/09
Holiday shopping (0:10 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 11/30/09
Men: 2 offensive four-letter words (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 11/24/09
Gourmet Thanksgiving dog food (0:13 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 11/20/09
Playboy mansion's holiday dinners (0:08 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 11/17/09
One female brain cell (0:36 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 11/11/09
Hints for Hillbillies (0:42 - 0 favs - 9 votes)
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- Posted 11/06/09
Cannibals in the workplace (0:39 - 1 fav - 11 votes)
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- Posted 11/03/09
Two expensive operation choices (0:40 - 1 fav - 9 votes)
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- Posted 10/29/09
Charitable advice for the recession (0:24 - 0 favs - 9 votes)
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- Posted 10/27/09
Gelding a racehorse (0:09 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 10/23/09
Our great family doctor (0:39 - 0 favs - 9 votes)
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- Posted 10/22/09
I finally go to my allergist (0:12 - 1 fav - 7 votes)
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- Posted 10/16/09
Worried man visits his proctologist (0:15 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 10/12/09
A man dies, goes to heaven, sees a janitor (0:13 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 10/10/09
Radioactive cats and the Butcher Dance (0:42 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 10/05/09
A six-foot cockroach (0:24 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 10/03/09
Six months ago they laughed at me... (0:10 - 1 fav - 6 votes)
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- Posted 09/29/09
Sent my son to a psychiatrist (0:08 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 09/28/09
Crossed a crocodile and a parrot (0:10 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 09/25/09
HMO latin for... (0:08 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 09/23/09
Hillbilly phoning his doctor (0:15 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 09/23/09
83 year-old at his doctor's (0:14 - 1 fav - 9 votes)
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- Posted 09/14/09
The new grapefruit diet (0:11 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 09/09/09
"Where will you spend eternity?" (0:14 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 08/23/09
Better to have loved & lost... (0:06 - 1 fav - 6 votes)
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- Posted 08/21/09
Lawyers and terrorists (0:06 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 08/19/09
A disastrous probate case (0:07 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 08/17/09
Stalking or over zealous admiration (0:12 - 1 fav - 6 votes)
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- Posted 08/15/09
A doctor vacations at the shore (0:25 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 08/13/09
Other ComicWonder's lawyers' jokes (0:12 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 08/11/09
Good news about lawyers (0:11 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 08/10/09
3 wishes with a catch (0:44 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 08/08/09
Jobs available in this recession (0:14 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 08/06/09
New ape species and Boa constrictors (0:47 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 08/03/09
A guy is about to hang himself (0:28 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 08/02/09
Lawyers: responsible professionals (0:10 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 07/29/09
Love is... (0:09 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 07/27/09
Criminal lawyer (0:05 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 07/27/09
Driving a Yugo and being constipated (0:11 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 07/24/09
A Man is outside the Pearly Gates (0:32 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 07/23/09
52 mph in a 25 mph school zone (0:12 - 0 favs - 11 votes)
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- Posted 07/21/09
A lawyer and a catfish (0:10 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 07/17/09
88 yr old man and his 18 yr old bride (0:20 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 07/15/09
99% of lawyers... (0:07 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 07/14/09
80% of lawyers... (0:11 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 07/10/09
A lawyer's dilemma (0:35 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 07/09/09
Sheepdog results and aardvark calls (0:51 - 1 fav - 5 votes)
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- Posted 07/08/09
Ideal weight for a lawyer (0:07 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 07/07/09
A really dumb one for July 4th (0:11 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 07/03/09
Richard Stanz: patriot (a real oldie) (0:16 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 07/03/09
Golfer who's late returning home (0:14 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 06/30/09
A pessimist golfer (0:13 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 06/30/09
A doctor's dilemma (0:22 - 2 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 06/29/09
S.C.Gov Mark Sanford's problems (0:18 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 06/27/09
Songs of Whales and Coho Salmon (0:45 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 06/26/09
Fighting for a girl's honor (0:07 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 06/25/09
Measuring hail (0:05 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 06/23/09
Coulda been a pro golfer... (0:05 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 06/22/09
One for Father's Day ( sort of ) (0:14 - 2 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 06/19/09
A discount golf resort (0:11 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 06/17/09
A Scotish golfer's 25-year old ball (0:24 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 06/15/09
A morning after pill for men (0:05 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 06/15/09
Affirmative action and golf (0:08 - 1 fav - 5 votes)
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- Posted 06/12/09
A Yugo and a golf ball (0:08 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 06/12/09
A special cure-all laxative (0:24 - 1 fav - 7 votes)
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- Posted 06/07/09
Golf: shooting my age (0:07 - 0 favs - 7 votes)
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- Posted 06/07/09
Wall Street advice (0:09 - 1 fav - 5 votes)
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- Posted 06/05/09
Blonde watching her boss putt (0:21 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 06/03/09
Drinking Perrier before golfing (0:12 - 0 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 06/01/09
How elderly golfers change (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 05/30/09
Golf clubs, fresh air, and... (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 05/27/09
Frustrated playing golf yesterday (0:08 - 1 fav - 6 votes)
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- Posted 05/27/09
Winston Churchill anecdote (0:34 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 05/22/09
G.I. on a crowded London train in 1945 (1:37 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 05/22/09
Golf injuries (0:06 - 1 fav - 9 votes)
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- Posted 05/19/09
Pre-marital relations (0:07 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 05/19/09
Mouse anatomy explained (0:07 - 1 fav - 4 votes)
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- Posted 05/15/09
An Old woman being mugged by two punks (0:21 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 05/15/09
An Old man and an old woman on a date (0:16 - 1 fav - 4 votes)
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- Posted 05/12/09
A Scot buys a baby bottle (0:15 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 05/12/09
Mother's day and Father's day (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 05/09/09
Something for Mother's Day (0:15 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 05/09/09
Tarzen meets angry native chief (0:37 - 3 favs - 12 votes)
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- Posted 05/06/09
the importance of golf (0:07 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 05/04/09
A puppy and a golfer (0:09 - 0 favs - 5 votes)
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- Posted 05/04/09
3 relatives looking at a new born baby (0:16 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 05/03/09
A drunk in a bar asks for the time (0:17 - 2 favs - 9 votes)
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- Posted 04/30/09
Drunk finds a kid in a cemetery (0:34 - 1 fav - 4 votes)
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- Posted 04/28/09
philosophising about love (0:15 - 0 favs - 8 votes)
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- Posted 04/28/09
beer bellies and poltical correctness (0:08 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 04/26/09
Anteater in a bar (0:25 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 04/24/09
Patron asking a bartender for directions (0:10 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 04/24/09
Little girl telling her mother... (0:25 - 1 fav - 3 votes)
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- Posted 04/22/09
a drunk and a lamppost (0:14 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 04/20/09
impotency (0:06 - 1 fav - 5 votes)
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- Posted 04/19/09
A drunk and a parking meter (0:12 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 04/17/09
dog and fox identification (0:08 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 04/15/09
Man and woman meet in a bar (0:41 - 0 favs - 4 votes)
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- Posted 04/15/09
unusual animal in a bar (0:17 - 2 favs - 6 votes)
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- Posted 04/13/09
test tube baby? (0:10 - 0 favs - 1 vote)
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- Posted 04/12/09
becoming a lawyer (0:05 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 04/12/09
IRS W4 cocktail (0:09 - 2 favs - 12 votes)
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- Posted 04/10/09
tax deduction for pills (0:10 - 3 favs - 10 votes)
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- Posted 04/07/09
three Italian mothers in a bar (0:44 - 3 favs - 12 votes)
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- Posted 04/06/09
Irish guy in an American bar (0:37 - 0 favs - 2 votes)
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- Posted 04/01/09
fire in a bar (0:19 - 1 fav - 3 votes)
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- Posted 04/01/09
ultra cool driver and his corvette (1:14 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 03/29/09
foul language by a youngster (0:38 - 0 favs - 3 votes)
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- Posted 03/29/09
Juan Valdez murder (0:32 - 1 fav - 7 votes)
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- Posted 03/29/09
1 (last 24 hours)About me
It seems that like many of the joke-tellers I've enjoyed listening to at COMICWONDER.com, I'm not ashamed of stealing or reworking a joke. For many years I actually created many hundreds of jokes that I used in a high school classroom (as the teacher). After retiring I hoped to publish those stupid jokes... after you hear some of them you'll understand why they haven't been in print.
What I think is funny
Not sure it's easy to quantify: I do prefer jokes that are cute and clever as opposed to those that are crude.
