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"Swallowed a Contraceptive"
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- 10/08/09
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VoiceofElk
posted 41 days ago
Funny...You set the Bar Man..VoE
ralong
posted 42 days ago
That's a funny one Tilt. Good for a five.
Johnny Mac
posted 43 days ago
YOU ARE A COMIC WOMIC WONDER FOR SURE THANK YOU FOR THE FIRST LAUGH OF THE DAY!! LOD= LAUGH OF THE DAY
TONNZDABONE
posted 43 days ago
TILTS on a roll!!
phlash
posted 43 days ago
only had to listen to this one once, thanks for telling one that even I can understand
kortbawi
posted 43 days ago
clever and funny gets five
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