"my wife got bit by a warthog"

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0:23 - Grandma will love this joke. - 08/02/07

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View phlash's profile
  • phlash posted 229 days ago
  • Really liked your presentation of the wife/warthog joke...short enough and funny enough, too
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  • Wayne Edwards posted 230 days ago
  • Good story. You let the listener work out the need to move the wife. I like it. I wrote a similar poem. It's on www.familypoet.com, titled Spelling Emergency.
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  • Johnny Mac posted 231 days ago
  • thats funny but where is this guy hmmmmmmmmmm!
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  • kissypooh posted 555 days ago
  • that was soooo not funny! stupid face!
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  • kissypooh posted 555 days ago
  • yo mama is retared! i just thought that i would tell you that!
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  • Kilroy posted 650 days ago
  • Not bad.
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  • raster posted 841 days ago
  • Aw yeah, that's a good one...
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