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"I Thought I Closed The Garage Door"
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- 04/09/09
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silverfox
posted 207 days ago
way to go 5 from here
funnybone
posted 211 days ago
ha ha ha that's very similar to a joke i told awhile ago entitled a blonde takes dictation 5 stars general johnny
BT FUNNYBONE
posted 212 days ago
GOOD JOKE AND GOOD SOUND EFFECTS !!! 555555
drlift
posted 212 days ago
O - K!
Tilt
posted 212 days ago
That reminds me of you and longboat key. Another good one pal
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