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"I WAS'NT GONNA PAY IT !BUT:: I COULD HAVE!(*;*)"
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- 10/13/09
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clarence press
posted 21 days ago
mr. johnny mac,well done.it shows,like a good old book,if you have never read it, it is new.Keep it up. .
kortbawi
posted 38 days ago
oldie but a goodie gets a five from me
Tilt
posted 38 days ago
I wish I had known all that earlier. Great story JM
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