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A Blonde Applies for a Job!! (0:28) by VoiceofElk

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Posted 01/28/10

Pre-Holiday Warning!! (0:12) by VoiceofElk

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Posted 12/31/09

Intelligent Blonde,Santa and the Easter Bunny!! (0:10) by VoiceofElk

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Posted 12/17/09

Santa on a Diet? (0:31) by VoiceofElk

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Posted 12/17/09

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John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart and the Blonde Coyote.!!.. (0:29) by VoiceofElk

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Posted 01/11/09

Comic wonder Banquet (0:26) by Tilt

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Posted 12/05/08

Stuck up his Butt (0:58) by Tilt

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Posted 11/06/08

Jewish superman (0:07) by Johnny Mac

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Posted 10/11/08

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phlash posted 45 days ago
big oops on the holiday congrats, sorry I misread the forum piece and I'm sorry that I was a math guy and not a reading specialist...the other comments still stand

phlash posted 45 days ago
just read your latest on the forum: 1st congrats on the Holiday win! and for all the funny and complimentary comments on the forum, too...they were comments that I like to hear and my mother would have actually believed...keep cranking out those winners!

phlash posted 57 days ago
thanks for your kind words on the FORUM ... you're the one that is the real comicwonders' comicwonder

VoiceofElk posted 63 days ago
Thanks tonnz..VoE

TONNZDABONE posted 64 days ago
You ARE the best ELK!!!!! I finally got around to listening to "FOXHOLE" Excellant !!!!!

VoiceofElk posted 64 days ago
Thanks Robert and you too Phlash..VoE

phlash posted 66 days ago
looks like you're a winner yet again!...we should call this site comicelk.com

ralong posted 66 days ago
Congrats on your win legend, I mean Voe! You are the best joke teller on the site.

VoiceofElk posted 66 days ago
You are the bomb tilt..Thanks so much..really! I just love this site and all my CW Friends..VoE

Tilt posted 66 days ago
Congrats again my friend. Your still the best. I would of picked anyone of the other jokes of yours (LOL) but this is is also Great. Thanks again for all your contributions to the site. You always make my day.

VoiceofElk posted 112 days ago
Thanks a lot..VoE

ralong posted 112 days ago
Congrats on your win Voe. YOUR THE BEST.

VoiceofElk posted 112 days ago
Only,if after all the real joke tellers on this site quit submitting great material and I'm the only one left and might be able to finally just maybe get the coveted Comic Wonder of the Year!.LOL -----VOE

phlash posted 113 days ago
thanks for taking the time for the feedback - it really is appreciated, but are you going to retire from CW or not!?

Tilt posted 113 days ago
Hey, It just hit me. You are kind of like NASCAR. Still a race to go and the winner is. LOL

Tilt posted 113 days ago
The best joke teller on comic wonder brings home another title. You are fabulous man. If a person visited this site once and caught one of you shows they would be here forever. I know first hand. Congratulations again. Now Legend? you have my vote Yes this is a copy of below except I took off the holy cow. I'm going to use it in a joke

VoiceofElk posted 113 days ago
Thanks Phlash.. I continued to be grateful and humbled..No Joke!

phlash posted 113 days ago
VOE... hope you retire from CW soon!...congratulations on yet another CWOTW!... as my urologist said, way to go

VoiceofElk posted 119 days ago
And about the legend thing I'm not sure..However I'm thrilled others might think so!! VoE

VoiceofElk posted 119 days ago
Thanks Tilt..Coming from a pro like you it means a lot really.And Phlash coming from a retired educator such as yourself I know it your comments mean something special..! Thanks Guys I continue to be humbled by my selcetions..I really mean it!..Jokefully yours-VoiceofElk

Tilt posted 120 days ago
Holy cow. The best joke teller on comic wonder brings home another title. You are fabulous man. If a person visited this site once and caught one of you shows they would be here forever. I know first hand. Congratulations again. Now Legend? you have my vote

phlash posted 123 days ago
A well deserved win...congratulations!

VoiceofElk posted 125 days ago
WOW!!! Thanks so Much for the Doctors contest win..I really Appreciate It!!..There was a lot of tough competition!! VoE

phlash posted 125 days ago
y'all real kind with yer comments, thanky

phlash posted 127 days ago
as usual enjoyed your comments...hope to have a series of hillbilly jokes in the pipeline at some future date...always look forward to your newest

phlash posted 134 days ago
well I got my wish...2 for Wednesday...I'll look for more postings

phlash posted 135 days ago
again! thanks for your feedback...still waiting on your new posting(s)...

phlash posted 140 days ago
ah!!! was it my monotone, the repetitive corny humor, the lack of any real talent or something else that should have made you guess that I was an educator?...hope to hear more of your doctor's gems soon

phlash posted 140 days ago
thanks for the (way too generous) feedback...it's always welcomed

Tilt posted 149 days ago
Hey thanks for your comments. I like what you said about the wife's panties. She has had them 50 years and they still don't fit. She leeps me at the ledge end.

VoiceofElk posted 150 days ago
No Kidding!! wasn't that "No Bell Piece Prize" a Joke!! So Much so I forgot to laugh...VoE

Tilt posted 150 days ago
BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

phlash posted 153 days ago
thanks, glad you enjoyed the "cleanliness" joke...still waiting for your next gem(s)

phlash posted 156 days ago
looks like your good jokes are arriving in threes...and thanks for taking the time to comment on some of my stuff

ralong posted 174 days ago
Thanks VOE for the nice comments. I appreciate you very much.

VoiceofElk posted 175 days ago
Thanks Phlash !! VoE

phlash posted 178 days ago
well they were worth the wait...thanks for your feedback, too

VoiceofElk posted 178 days ago
It's coming soon!!! Thanks for asking..VoE

phlash posted 183 days ago
thanks for your generous comments...anything in the pipeline?

MysticLord39 posted 189 days ago
Thanks Voe For Your Latest Feedback On My Jokes Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 202 days ago
Thanks Much Voe For Your Latest Feedback It's Always Highly Appreciated Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 205 days ago
looking forward to your next production...and I appreciated your latest comment

MysticLord39 posted 205 days ago
Thank You Voe For Your Latest Feedback I Hope You Know It's Always Greatly Appreciated Bye The Way From Your Pic On The CW Forum Has Anyone Ever Told You That You Look Like Nick Dipalo The Comedian Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 210 days ago
Thanks So Much Voe For Your Encouragement It Means Alot Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 216 days ago
Thanks Alot For Likeing My Italian Joke I Really Appreciate It Alot Voe Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 218 days ago
thanks, my 1st thought is "how the hell did that happen?", please believe me (and there's no false modesty here on my part), I don't belong ahead of you...I have a feeling that both of us realize that the SOH score isn't a true indicator of how good a CW you are...again, I really appreciate the feedback, but you have my vote as the CW who's #1

MysticLord39 posted 220 days ago
Hey Voe Whatda Ya Know Just Wanted To Say Hello Cant Wait For Your Next Show Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 227 days ago
thanks for taking the time for the feedback...looking forward to the next great VoE SuPER PRODUCTION

phlash posted 231 days ago
DAMN! you did it again...your "chest" comment was superb...thanks

VoiceofElk posted 231 days ago
No problem Big Guy!! Glad to do it.VoE

MysticLord39 posted 232 days ago
I Was Looking At Your Other Comments And I Noticed You Answered My Question Regarding How You Got Sound Effects Over The Phone Thanks For Your Tricks Of The Trade Also Thanks For Letting Me Know J Mac Would Warm Up To Me Catch Ya Later Voe !

MysticLord39 posted 232 days ago
Thank You Very Much Voe For Your Comments On My Jokes I'm Very Appreciative Thanks Again Catch Ya Later !

VoiceofElk posted 248 days ago
Reed, Thanks to you as well..I love this site and it's given me an excellent outlet not to mention new listeners to some of my very old jokes...Keep up the good work..VoE

VoiceofElk posted 248 days ago
Phlash, Thanks for the vote of confidence..Really! I appreciate it.. VoE

ReedBurns posted 248 days ago
Thanks dude, my uncle told me that one, so now I have to take him to lunch. You've got an impressive amount of wins under your belt. Keep rockin . . .

phlash posted 248 days ago
I'm not saying that the golf joke winners aren't worthy, but I'll be darned if I can figure out how you couldn't have won (even if you won in past contests)

phlash posted 259 days ago
you're a bit generous with the 5, but I thank you...the singing: Mrs Titus (honestly that's her name) 5th grade glee club...the dirty humpback lyrics (nice pickup by you): " TIME TESTED PICK-UP SONGS FOR UNATTACHED WHALES"

phlash posted 259 days ago
Thanks for the feedback on 2 of my jokes and another sincere thank you for your comment below...not to make you envious, but as to my "becoming more comfortable" I guess that has to do with my access to a $49.97 2.4gh DIGITAL phone I bought at Wal-Mart

VoiceofElk posted 259 days ago
To ML39, You are also becoming a quick learner here. and as far as Johnny Mac don't forget he's a Yankee (not the white string on the end of a Tampon) but from New York ,,Give him time he'll warm up to ya... (VOE)

VoiceofElk posted 259 days ago
To: MysticLord39: I'm blessed to have a lot of magic in the old bag.(Not my Wife).. Oh and access to a $250.000.00 digital production room at the radio station where I'm a Sports Announcer helps a little too! (VOE) VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 259 days ago
To Phlash..I say You have a very unique style and delivery..and are becoming more comfortable with each joke.. I love and respect that. (VOE) VoiceofElk

VoiceofElk posted 259 days ago
To All...Thanks a Million.. (VOE) VoiceofElk

MysticLord39 posted 259 days ago
Voe You Are Truly A Comic Master I Give You Just Credit Due You My Friend Catch Ya Later !

MysticLord39 posted 260 days ago
Hey Voe Just Wanted To Give You Congratulations On Winning Comic Wonder Of The Week Good Job Voe Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 260 days ago
It's been a pretty good week for you and now CWOTW! Congratulations

Tilt posted 260 days ago
The wife and I will be leaving for a very remote area of the country on Friday so I will not have any web access. So I will be invisible for a couple weeks see you after July 13th

MysticLord39 posted 260 days ago
Hey There Voe Can I Ask How Do You Put Sound Effects Into A Joke Would You Please Share Your Knowledge I'd Be Very Grateful And Much Appreciated Thanks Catch Ya Later !

phlash posted 261 days ago
thanks for (once again) probably topping my joke with your comment...pssssssssssssssssssssss...oops... that's my ego deflating after listening to your hillbilly PGA gem again ...really thanks for the feedback, always appreciated

MysticLord39 posted 262 days ago
Voe Your Hillbilly Banjo Pga Joke Was Awsome I Gave It A Fiver And Marked It For My Favs Well Done Voe !

MysticLord39 posted 266 days ago
P.S. If I've Caused Any Trouble I'm Very Sorry !

MysticLord39 posted 266 days ago
Hey Voe Im Feeling A Little Left Out. The First Few Fan Clubs I Joined Were Tilt Johnny Mac Yours and ralong And phlash Everyone Has Been Very Happy To Have Received Me And I Have Gotten Comments From Everyone But One Person Johnny Mac I Was Wondering If You Could Please Put A Good Word In For Me I Am Trully Greatfull For All You Do For Me Thanks Much Voe Catch Ya Later My Comic Crusader !!!

phlash posted 266 days ago
have to say it again: it's pretty disheartening when the feedback is probably funnier than my "MILD" joke (of course I'd have to rate your comment as "MEDIUM")...thanks

phlash posted 270 days ago
I shoulda read on earlier, thanks (sincerely) for taking the time to make the other comments as well

phlash posted 270 days ago
it's pretty depressing when the Yugo comment is probably funnier than the joke...also, thanks for "pic" comment

Johnny Mac posted 272 days ago
WOW MAN THINGS ARE A LITTLE SLOW AROUND HERE WHEN YOU DISSAPEAR.YOUR LIKE A COG IN LIKE ..LIKE ..LIKE RECOGNITION.yOUR A MASTER AT TELLING JOKES a rare gift indeed.DO ME A FAVOR PLEASE GO EASY ON THAT RALONG HE"S A GREAT FELLOW AND A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE .HE"S LIKE A!... LIKE...A...WELL! LIKE A SORE snappy dresser ! YOU CAN"T BEAT IT! EHHHHHH! HAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

phlash posted 274 days ago
ohhhhhhhhh! like the new pic

phlash posted 275 days ago
oops! I thought I already was a member of VoE's fan club...sorry, but I am now

phlash posted 275 days ago
thanks for the comments and thanks for joining the fan club...I've always looked forward to listening to your material ( and I'm still catching up with your earlier stuff)

MysticLord39 posted 275 days ago
Hey Voe Glad to be Your Fan ! It Would Be An Honor if You Would Join My Fan Club !

phlash posted 302 days ago
just listened to your latest five jokes...you're going to be tough to beat in this contest, quality and more quality

phlash posted 331 days ago
thanks for the note...looking forward to hearing more of your jokes

Tilt posted 332 days ago
Where have you been. It gets really boring w/o your jokes. Roof Roof LOL

VoiceofElk posted 434 days ago
Hey Fans, There is a new Comic Wonder Forum you really need to check it out! Here is the link http://forum.comicwonder.com/
VoiceofElk

kgosser posted 459 days ago
Dude, I got a joke for you: http://www.comicwonder.com/jokelimbo/oldagejokes/1358

1anero posted 465 days ago
Thanks for the nice words man, I can't believe it!

funnybone posted 496 days ago
i joined yours as wellll tytyty for being my 63rd fan..lol and congrats man u are knocking em out

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VoiceofElk's latest performances

A Blonde Applies for a Job!! (0:28) by VoiceofElk

Pre-Holiday Warning!! (0:12) by VoiceofElk

Intelligent Blonde,Santa and the Easter Bunny!! (0:10) by VoiceofElk

Santa on a Diet? (0:31) by VoiceofElk

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John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart and the Blonde Coyote.!!.. (0:29) by VoiceofElk

Comic wonder Banquet (0:26) by Tilt

Stuck up his Butt (0:58) by Tilt

Jewish superman (0:07) by Johnny Mac

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