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the cell phone (2:02) by clarence press

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  • 0
  • 22 plays
  • Posted 08/28/10
  • Grandma will love this joke.
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a sharp blond (1:30) by clarence press

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  • 4.00
  • 28 plays
  • Posted 08/26/10
  • Grandma will love this joke.
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two blonds with hammers (1:06) by clarence press

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  • 4.50
  • 56 plays
  • Posted 08/19/10
  • Grandma will love this joke.
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lenard in court (0:39) by clarence press

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  • 3.50
  • 30 plays
  • Posted 08/16/10
  • Grandma will love this joke.
 

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  • phlash posted 243 days ago
  • about 7 mos ago you commented on some no-joke-comicwonders...there's a new discussion related to that at the forum (forum.comicwonder.com)
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  • phlash posted 275 days ago
  • a big congrats on winning (co-winning) CWOTW
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  • phlash posted 298 days ago
  • still love your delivery; e.g. for both jokes on 11/14...for some reason my wife really liked the "ass" one????
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  • phlash posted 315 days ago
  • I thank you for the kind words...my neighbors are a bit mad at me, I said I'd wave a towel for them...
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  • Tilt posted 331 days ago
  • Thanks you Clarence for the kind words. I had fun doing that joke. I always look forward to your material. You are by far one of my favorites. When My wife hears your voice she runs to the computer to hear your joke
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  • phlash posted 380 days ago
  • ...and congrats for being selected for the Joke of the Day...keep them coming..
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  • phlash posted 390 days ago
  • thanks for the kind words on our mutual joke, and I liked your delivery... in all honesty I can't say mine was better...look forward to your next posting. PS did you find out anything from the "WISE WIZARD" concerning folk's scores going up who have no jokes?
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  • phlash posted 393 days ago
  • enjoyed your "2 for the lawyer" version...if you haven't heard my version (and have nothing better to do) listen to "3 wishes with a catch"
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  • MysticLord39 posted 399 days ago
  • Thank You So Much clarence For Your Comments On My Jokes It Means Alot To Me Catch Ya Later !
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  • MysticLord39 posted 418 days ago
  • Heylloo Just Wanted To Say Hello As Well To Let You Know I Enjoy Your Jokes Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 425 days ago
  • Concerning the Sense of Humor score; here's something I don't understand: I just finished listening to about 10 jokes, voting on (all of my votes were equal or higher than your joke's average), and commenting favorably and I noticed your SOH score went down!?
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  • MysticLord39 posted 429 days ago
  • Congrats On Your 2nd Place Win My Friend Catch Ya Later !
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  • VoiceofElk posted 429 days ago
  • Clarence, That is a great golf Joke!! Congrats on your 2ns place finish..you deserve to $100 Keep up the Good Work...VoE
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  • phlash posted 429 days ago
  • First, congrats on your 2nd place finish with the latest golf joke contest!...second, I just happened to read your posting below, could you explain a bit more of what you mean?...I might have an idea but I'm unsure...again congratulations!!!!!!
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  • clarence press posted 434 days ago
  • IF I MIGHT BE SO BOLD TO ASK THE GREATE WISE WIZARD,HOW DOES A JOKE TELLER THAT DOES NOT TELL A JOKE GET A A SENCE OF HUMOR POINTS,LIKE 20,OOO OR 50,OOO,? JUST WONDERING
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  • MysticLord39 posted 435 days ago
  • Thank You Very Much For Joining My Fan Club You Have Some Pretty Good Stuff Out There Too Catch Ya Later !
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  • phlash posted 463 days ago
  • I'm flattered that you've joined the fan club, thanks!
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  • clarence press posted 490 days ago
  • well done to Voicelk and Tilt for their''joke OF THE MONTH"" happy for you and spend quick befor it gets to be someones golden umberela.''''''''''Clarence Press
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  • Tilt posted 519 days ago
  • Clarence. "Congratulations" on the Comic Wonder of the week. I always look forward for your stories, and I missed this one when it came out. Great Job Bye
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  • ralong posted 519 days ago
  • Hi! Nice going clarence. BYE!
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  • silverfox posted 539 days ago
  • thanks for joining my fan club clarence, i'll add you to mine hope i don't let you down.....
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  • VoiceofElk posted 652 days ago
  • I also think that even some of mine are a little too low. Thanks Clarence. Hey Man "Congrats" on the Comic Wonder of the week... I Loved that Pub Grub.
    VoiceofElk
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  • clarence press posted 725 days ago


  • I was wondering on certain words can be used or not used in a joke,like the "F" word can be used,especialy if not used in a dirty way?
 

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I like to go out with my camera,sports,fishing with my grandkids. mostly what everything gets my interest.

What I think is funny

almost aything,except things that will hurt or make fun of people, no such thing like " ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH"

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